1. Your favorite colors are those with ornaments
2. The last time you saw an uncovered floor was in 2023
3. You have less furniture at home than houseplants
4. The other day they called from Morocco and said that they want all their ottomans, pillows and lanterns back
5. The only thing that goes well with the pattern is another pattern
6. All home shoelaces are tied with knots from the macrame manual
7. You’ll only fall in love with minimalism after Elton John
8. You have no idea where this “mall” is located, which everyone talks about so much
9. The mattress is as low as possible, and the canopy is as high as possible
10. “Beaded curtains” is a custom setting in your alarm clock
